Gondola Lovers Mugs

'Our gondolences on your loss.'

Gondolier Hat

Football Fans

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Balloon Kids

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy Days Are Here Again

GCSEs

Hot Air Balloon

'Send in the Clones.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Balloon Surprise

Green Balloon

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"More helium."

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

Ballon escapee

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.