Golfing Guardian T-Shirts

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

I guess she had other plans for you.

The Golfing Accident

Zeus's Caddy

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Husband and wife

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Largest Divot Trophy.