Golfing Greenhorn Pillows

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

The Golfing Accident

Putting Practice.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golf lessons

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

The Amateur Golfer

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

How's My Drive?

"Herb's from Texas."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"The robots are coming for our leisure."