Golfing Green Thumb T-Shirts

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

Climate Crisis

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Botany Baby!

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Mad about Roses!

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