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"You have a good lie."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Dawing your Cellphone

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I think you're ace

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Bicycle sat nav.

Putting Practice.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."