Golfers Prints

The natural selection process in golf.

"Rule number one, never laugh!"

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'

Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Sisyphus Golf Ball

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

Executioner's Caddy.

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

Crack Down

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

"Ta daa! I've grazed us a green: We can practice putting!"

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.