Golfers Prints

The natural selection process in golf.

"Rule number one, never laugh!"

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Sisyphus Golf Ball

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

Executioner's Caddy.

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

"Ta daa! I've grazed us a green: We can practice putting!"

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No-Work Orange

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club