Golf Joke Collector Prints

Golfer sees three camels going across a bunker.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Suffering from Cooties?

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Useless add-ons.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

My daddy ate my homework

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Shark infested custard!

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Cheating Death.

"Turn your head and cough."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'Take one of these three times a day until you start to feel better.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Beware of balloon dog.