"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"
Golf Humor Collector Mugs
Start their day with a laugh using our golf humor mugs, featuring witty sayings and playful illustrations perfect for any golf enthusiast who loves a good joke with their coffee.
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'
Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.
Some Cricket Novelties.
'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
Golf Score Reducer
Golf Hil Divot
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)
"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"
'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'
Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.
"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."
"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."
'Have you got a sand wedge?'
Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer
Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.
'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'
'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.
Mulligan's first mulligan.
"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
Meditating on a 4th for golf!
'I'll be with you in a minute.'
'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'
I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!
'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'
"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."
"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."
Golf Humor Collector Mugs Collection
Golf Humor Collector Pillows
Discover funny golf pillows that add a humorous touch to their favorite space, blending comfort with a fun, golf-inspired design.
Golf Humor Collector Prints
Decorate their golf space with witty art prints that celebrate their love of the game and their sense of humor in style.
Golf Humor Collector T-Shirts
Find hilarious golf t-shirts that let your favorite collector wear their humor on their sleeve—perfect for casual golfing days or relaxed weekends.