Golf Grumbler Mugs

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

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Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

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'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Another meeting?"

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"