Golf Etiquette Aficionado Mugs

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Snooker Golf.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

I think you're ace

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."