Golf Cart Driver Mugs

"My kind of course."

Club House. Number 18 is over 300 yards --- You drove the green?! Yeah, but I stopped because the cart was ruining the grass.

Golf Cart Punctures

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Under pressure.

Zeus's Caddy

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Get ready ... Get set ...

"On your marks..."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

Extreme sports injuries ward.

Big bumpers.

Pamplona 500

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Golf cart in the hospital.