Golf Cardinals Prints

'Frankly, I'm getting a little sick of hearing about that round!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Golfing Accident

'Hole in one!!!!'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

King goes golfing.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"So you can take it with you!"

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Two guys in golf cart: 'You didn't get out and vote?' - 'Are you kidding me.....?'

'He's a true hero.'

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

Golf Guru

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

Old Age Golf

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."

'I said we were going to play a game of skins, not shirts and skins!'

Trespassers will be Clamped

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

Angel Golf.