Golden Year Sports Fan Mugs

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'