Golden Heart Dreamer Pillows

"Guess what, Findley? He really does have a heart of gold!"

Romance

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

It can be taken up at any age....

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Cherub on a cloud

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'What did He do before he was God?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Geese and Angels

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

Life on cloud 8

God's Phone

"Kid's today!"

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

The spirit's flight

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'