Golden Heart Dreamer Pillows

"Guess what, Findley? He really does have a heart of gold!"

Romance

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Save our Planet.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Grass huggers.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Lionel Messi

'What did He do before he was God?'

Geese and Angels

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

Life on cloud 8

God's Phone

"Kid's today!"

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

The spirit's flight

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'