Golden Egg Strategist Pillows

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'Instead of a long, expensive trial, how about we just do ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors'?'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Boxer with glasses.

The Romans had never faced a bouncy castle before.