Gold Collection Prints

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

The Missing Sock Returns

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Will you be mine?

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

King Trump

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Otto von Bismarck

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Desert crawler following water

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Have't seen this before...I'll need to ask the boss."