Going To Festivals Pillows

'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cariactures

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

Bacchus.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tension filled the tent.

Happy Easter

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'