Going To A Costume Ball Mugs

Blue dress

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Tiger Costume

The Bearskin Hat Family

Un ballo in maschera

Girl in cow onesie.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

I want to hold your hand

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

One Size Fits All.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Masquerade

Honey Costume

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Grandfather Clock

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."