Going Away Pillows

"Do you need anything from Toledo, dear?"

Farewell to the travellers

'For ME? A going away present?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Do Not Resuscitate

Pirate

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Professional woman in pub

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'