He hasn't been the same since someone stole his thunder.
Godlike Greatness Seeker Prints
Celebrate the pursuit of divine greatness with art prints that inspire and uplift. Perfect for decorating their creative space with messages of ambition and transcendence.
"Good game."
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
Tiny Visions
"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."
A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...
'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
'The meaning of life is dog food.'
Zenemies.
"Needs to get a life"
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
My God, I need to fart.
Astral Projection
"All we have left is standing room only."
"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"
"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"
Godlike Greatness Seeker Prints Collection
Godlike Greatness Seeker Mugs
Explore mugs that inspire divine greatness and boost daily motivation. Perfect for those chasing their higher purpose.
Godlike Greatness Seeker Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows celebrating greatness and spirituality. A cozy nod to their ambitious journey.
Godlike Greatness Seeker T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that embody divine ambition and creative spirit. A stylish way for your loved ones to express their greatness.