Goat Trail Guru Prints

'Mountain goats are soft.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Mine's camper."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Excellent napkin.'

Big RV Camping

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

Billy was conflicted and confused.

I lactate, therefore I am.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.