Goalie Gurus Mugs

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

No-Work Orange

I guess she had other plans for you.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It can be taken up at any age....

The Goalkeeper

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The best goalie in the world!

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Largest Divot Trophy.