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What's new at soccer practice? Nothin' much. Hey! The coach put you in as a sweeper. That's news! I didn't want to give mom any big ideas!

How's the team shaping up? The goalie quit. Cody's out with a concussion

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Are you blind ref?'

Footballer.

Goalie Wall.

Soccer goalie to stop penalty golf ball.

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The Goalkeeper

It was not my day.

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

The best goalie in the world!

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"