
Recycling Depot: Paper, New Years Resolution, Glass.
Looking for a gift for someone who’s passionate about achieving their dreams but doesn’t take themselves too seriously? Our collection celebrates goal setters with a humorous twist. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, these items are perfect for anyone who loves to stay motivated while having a bit of a laugh. Brighten their day and remind them that reaching for the stars can be fun too!
Recycling Depot: Paper, New Years Resolution, Glass.
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."
What else is there to wish for?
The Salesman
Cat with Lion reflection in mirror
'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'
Target your customer.
"I want to make it before I hit thirty."
Win - win
"This year I resolve to embrace change."
Make your resolutions achievable.
"Colin kept the bar fairly low."
"One day, I'll be the first woman!"
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"
'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'
The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'
'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'
'You are dreaming the impossible team.'
"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."
'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'
"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."
"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"
'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'
Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.
'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'
'Wow, that is a really big goal!'
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