Goal-scoring Mugs

James Ward-Prowse

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Reach for the Star.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

The Salesman

Football

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Saving a Heart

Upward Progress

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Target your customer.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Win - win

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'