Goal Scorer Admirer Prints

Wayne Rooney

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Snow is falling...

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

I Love Winter!

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

Football Security

Sergio Kun Aguero

Luis Suarez

Mohamed Salah

"Where are you flying to?"

Old Man Winter

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

Fernando Torres

David de Gea

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

James Ward-Prowse

Karim Benzema

'Want a good full back?'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Penguin motivational speakers.

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

Spying on the Football Match

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'