Goal-saving Hero T-Shirts

Covid Defender

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

Football Security

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"Oh, Jenkins! Sorry, I forgot to tell you that you have worked enough overtime. You can go home now."

Football crowd cheer when goalie makes a save.

GOOOOAAAAAL!

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

David de Gea

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

Unpaid overtime.

David Beckham

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Mole saving a goal.

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

"You must have noticed they fielded a weaker side. Their mascot was playing in goal."

"I can't vacation anywhere I'd get a tan. I'd lose my I-work-harder-than-you pallor."

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

'To be honest you weren't my first choice...'

'Yeah, there's a gentleman here who says he's come to caulk where others have been too afraid to caulk.'

'Taking work home again?'

Football players stand in front of a cannon that is about to shoot