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The Golfing Accident

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Goal!

Beekeeping 101

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Bricklayers in goal.

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Football Thinker

"Er...Eric..."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Crime and punishment - football.

GarGoalies.

What are the chances?

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

Lollipop mask

'Puck!'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

Goalie.

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

A goalie

'He's right. We screwed up.'

Mesut Ozil