Goal-oriented Reader Mugs

Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc.

Audio Books

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Large print e-book.

Theodore Dreiser.

James Joyce.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

Book

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Books and Phones

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Book computer

Stephen King

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

Have the author sign your kindle...

'He's in the library.'

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

George Orwell.

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.