Gnocchi Guru T-Shirts

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Edgar Allen Poe

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Punkins

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Snakecharming.

"I hope there's nothing genetically modified in this."

Medical school graduation gowns.

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

You can never over garnish!

'If you're fat, it may not be your fault. You may have the 'couch potato gene'.'

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

Valentine for Guru.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Is he expecting you?'

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Mary Shelley