Gm Foods Prints

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Queen of Quinoa

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'