Gm Food Debater Prints

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Seedless Watermellon - "Now where's the fun in that?"

'To eat or not to eat?'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

The Last Dinner

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

G.M. leaf.

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'That genetically modified foods thing is getting out of hand.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'