Glowing Globe Gazer Mugs

Plasma Ball

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Emergency exit into Space

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

A divided world.

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

You are Here

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'