Glow-worm Gardener Mugs

"Me, I cultivate glow-worms in our cave: I'm scared of the dark..."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Planting by the Moon.

The Phantom Of The Garden

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Hydroponic Gardening

Children play with insects in power outages

Misery lit...

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Food Fight

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Venus Fly Trap

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Skyscrapers.

Snow White.

'Say when.'

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Monster Plant.

Planting Joy

Planting by the moon.

Gardening By The Moon

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Football Fan

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

'A few over here, please.'