Glove Gladiators Mugs

'Never heard that before.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

I'm Spartacus.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Hear me, Graduates!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Monster chariot races

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Cat boxer

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Such petulance!'

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Going Shopping Together.

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'