Globetrotting Humorist Prints

Bogga Springs - Twinned with Geneva

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'One carry-on!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Airport Toilet Hand Drying Machine

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'