Globetrotting Glam T-Shirts

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

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Travel Scenes

Modern day mirror.

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

A woman knits from a globe.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

Octopus Manicure.

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey

"Harry has come up with a great idea - we hold the shareholder's meeting in Timbuctoo."

"The good news is we're sending you overseas for this feature."

'There's something so sad about this Anna Nicole Stuff...You know she just needed the attention that only a mother could give.'

''Travel the world teaching crass, shallow and exploitative American-style consumerism.' Hey, I could do THAT!'

'We'd like to get away from it all, at least until all the turmoil in the world subsides.'

Emma Stone caricature

"Pretty sure of herself, isn't she?"