Globetrotting Diplomats Prints

Iran and North Korea Play Catch with a Nuclear Bomb.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Militant Pacifists

EU

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

More Excuses to Stay in Afghanistan

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Interfaith dialogue

Landing That Tough Account

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

Just Married

Rumors of war...rumors of peace.

Ukraine Crisis

Putin's Russia

'Our foreign policy is making me depressed. So let's just stick to screwing up our domestic policy.'

'Today the UN issued sanctions against Iran, and Iran issued a fatwa against the UN.'

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Foreign Policy Mysteries Revealed!

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'