Globetrotter With A Tight Wallet Mugs

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Travelling

My God, I need to fart.

Parachuting bishop.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

Connected to the world

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

A woman knits from a globe.

Australasia.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

In the wake of tourism...

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

London on £50 a meal

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Failed Medical Tourism

Tiny Flying Saucer Finds A Globe

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'