Globetrotter In Denial T-Shirts

I haven't had a vacation in five years. Untrue. You went to Mexico for Darlene's wedding, you've been to Vegas … Yeah, but I'm always in the comic strip. What do you mean? I need a real vacation. I want to fly, be free, go someplace totally different. I booked tickets to Sherman's Lagoon. But you hate the ocean.

'I fancy Winklesea-we can go round the World ANY time!'

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Bon Voyage

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Business traveller dreaming of home.

Easter Island.

Australasia.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"We have two offices throughout the world."

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

In the wake of tourism...

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'If you could choose, which of the Group of Seven Industrial Nations would you like to be a bum in?'

"Next year we can afford two weeks in Spain, or a drive around the block."

"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

"Some day, I'm gonna see the world."

'You may have misunderstood about Yompville being a country club prison.'

Passport Controls

Tiny Flying Saucer Finds A Globe

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

'I need enough for a one-way ticket to Brazil.'

"Worst tourist trap I've ever been in."

cheap labor,

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.

"Giving our nation a few really expensive gifts would be a nice way to break the ice."