Globetrotter Humorist Mugs

How to deal with rude customers.

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

'Your plane's been delayed 20 minutes...or however long it takes airplane glue to dry.'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Man dismayed at his mobile phone bill. Sign on his gate reveals the name of his house is 'Dun Global Roamin''

"I'll settle for 'meals on wheels'."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Now that's an afro!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World's Easiest Airport

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Vaccination Passport