Globe-trotting Golden Oldies Prints

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

When Seniors Fly

Mick Jagger at 95.

Oldies Band.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

Excess Baggage

Church in the year 2035.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

'I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods.'