Globe-trotter Voter Pillows

Election globe 2024

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

The Lost World: You are Here

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Geography class - UR Here.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

The London Olympic bid

Made in China.