Global Trade Explorer T-Shirts

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Everything's gone up."

"Tariffs"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

Long and Short term investments.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'