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'We'd like to tour the great malls of China!'

'We buy Armenian.'

Freely convertible currency stores in Cuba

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."