Global Shopper T-Shirts

'We'd like to tour the great malls of China!'

'We buy Armenian.'

Freely convertible currency stores in Cuba

Cut Price

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,