Global Minefield Navigator Pillows

Globalization.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Business Duck

Day one, post grad

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Made in China.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Europe

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

Boat to the Horizon.

On the road with the map of the human genome.

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

Niche Marketing

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Shopper with overloaded cart.

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

Ben Bernanke

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

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