Global Market Maven Mugs

US economy chained to China

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"