Global Justice Enthusiasts Gifts

Vaccines for the Third World

Trump leaving

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Mou...Man trap!

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The USA...

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

Law 'N' Order

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).