Global Impact Observer Mugs

Thin Ice

Schengen

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Highschool sign.

Sing along with Mueller

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Opioid Epidemic

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Who Do Those Maniacs Think They Are?

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Evidence board

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

Words from a Senator.

China deploys troops to prepare for an American invasion of North Korea. Russia warns that if America attacks Syria again, Russia will respond with force. Y'know, last time we had a world war, we weren't the ones everyone was defending themselves against. Sometimes when you're playing tag, it's more fun to be "it." We should have out own political show.

Global Stress Test

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"

Besides the Mass Murder

Junket mail

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

"How do you like living in North Korea?" "I can't complain."

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

'Be aware - you are entering a facility that also processes nuts.'

"Crazy presidents come and go, but we've always had the Federal Bureaucracy for balance."

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

"We actually just need your local actor inputs here."