Global Impact Advocate T-Shirts

"We actually just need your local actor inputs here."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

Oligarchy

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

Coronavirus Global Alert

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."